Category: I assert reality

December 4, 2020 / dark lord

Some Fantasy Drinking Etiquette

On Drinking With Dwarves Did you ever have that one friend who, after a couple…

November 19, 2020 / dark lord

There’s a place we like to go; to sit in the back and sip cold…

November 18, 2020 / alternative history

What ails you, my darlings? Do you have bilious humours? Do you have the misfortune…

November 15, 2020 / alternative history

While alchemists were certainly quite concerned with the transformation of lead into gold, they also…

November 15, 2020 / dark lord

Amateur dungeon keepers will often put what seems like a very random selection of traps…

November 13, 2020 / I assert reality

The Map is not the Territory, and if the two disagree, we will take this…

November 10, 2020 / I assert reality

Villainpunk is a completely imaginary genre which, if it existed, would be made up of…

November 8, 2020 / alternative history

The Hat seldom speaks of its imprisonment, nor the complex series of circumstances through which…

October 24, 2020 / alternative history

Once there was a tiiiiiiiiiiiiny little Dragon, who was ever-so-excited! She woke up and streeeeetched…

October 21, 2020 / alternative history

This is not an easy thought to pen. But in these highly politicized times, I…