Category: I assert reality

September 6, 2020 / I assert reality

The Addictive Trick

Once upon a time, there was a conjuror who fell in love with a trick…

September 5, 2020 / evil expo

As a person who runs the world’s largest Villainpunk event, I am an expert in con preparation. In fact,…

September 3, 2020 / dark lord

I sing now the joys of the noble grape (I don’t know what joys, or…

September 3, 2020 / I assert reality

There is a tale older than Time, and I’d tell it to you, only Time…

September 2, 2020 / I assert reality

They said, “Never lose that sense of humor,” so I never lost it, I held…

September 1, 2020 / Chosen Ones

Yes, it’s an excerpt from my novel, “I HATE Your Prophecy” – but it’s also…

August 28, 2020 / evil expo

There’s a simple goal I have for every Jeff Mach Event: I make weekend-long homes for…

August 25, 2020 / alternative history

Memories are like ghosts—there’s one in the room right now because 50 years ago, somebody…

August 17, 2020 / I assert reality

Yes, you’ll probably be buried alive at some point. This is particularly unpleasant for those…

August 12, 2020 / dark lord

Yes, I am directly responding to an action taken in the roleplaying game world. Any…