Category: satire

May 30, 2026 / Books

Books Not Saved In The Great Library Fire

Have a whole bunch of flawed pieces of stories. This is the tale of Aliphone,…

(This is part two. See more at Fantasy sci-fi pickup lines for imaginary creatures and…

February 24, 2026 / Bards

To the fortunate recipient of this missive: Congratulations! Your son/daughter/wife/husband/relative/pal is a hero!…

February 23, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a…

January 15, 2026 / fantasy

Once there was a Paladin—a paradigm, an example, a Hero—who sought a single object of…

December 15, 2025 / And I Was Tired

(Actually, my upcoming Dwarf / Dark Lord novel is coming along great. I’m not saying…

December 6, 2025 / food

DRINKING WITH VAMPIRES Right, you’ve heard they never drink…wine. Wine coolers, on the other hand?…

November 17, 2025 / (ginged)

Part Primus: Once, there was a great Dwarf sculptor whose name was Finn. Finn’s talents…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

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