Category: satire

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

Pickup Lines For Dating The Undead

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June 10, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

We Villainpunks, we did it all. We’re the reason your favorite show was cancelled. No,…

April 5, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Introduction Each of the viewpoints below represents a summation of approximately 2,000 years of Intergalactic…

February 5, 2022 / (unginged)

(A very very short story.) (Written for words, and people who enjoy/hate them.) TO WRITERS:…

June 15, 2021 / Apocalypse

10. Massive segments of your society spend their time pretending very hard that other segments…

June 8, 2021 / fairytale

Once upon a time, there was THE END. …sorry about that. It turns out that…

March 31, 2021 / humoresque

Things I promise not to do if you invite me over to your place with…

January 5, 2021 / food

I’ll have four ounces of your tears, please, on ice, with a splash of gin,…

October 13, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

Finally, Villainy was eradicated, and all rejoiced. And none rejoiced so much as the heroes,…

October 6, 2020 / dystopia

This is not, of course, how most booksellers censor books. While a big, controversial work…