Martine was extremely intelligent and hated it. He hated being asked for help. He hated… Read the postAnd The Madness Of Crowds
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It was a dark and stormy night. It would always be a dark and stormy… Read the postA Dark & Stormy Night in Vampire World
Oh, Art, oh, Art won’t get you paid But Art, for sure, will get you… Read the postA Brief Correspondence Between Mage and less-immortal Student
Eleven of the Grand Viziers failed. That is, they got away (most improbably!) with all… Read the postThe Dark Lord’s Surviving Grand Vizier
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It was by no means the longest table ever constructed. There was a time when… Read the postThe Long Table (Or: Why Diplomacy Is Harder Than Necromancy)
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With apologies, of course, to Mr. Tolkien. Elves of all genders are beyond lovely, perhaps… Read the postA Goblin Opinion of Elves
(My book, co-written with A. Goblin, who assures you he is not a figment of… Read the postA Hobbit Has Breakfast