Category: Elves

July 19, 2026 / Elves

A Goblin Opinion of Elves

With apologies, of course, to Mr. Tolkien. Elves of all genders are beyond lovely, perhaps…

July 17, 2026 / alternative history

The first intergalactic space aliens landed in a human village. To be perfectly honest, we…

July 8, 2026 / Elves

A guest post by Alfred Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubecesci Gob-Lin, or “A. Goblin”, for short. With…

April 29, 2026 / Elves

The Elven Princesss was not in a rage; She’d passed rage a week ago. And…

April 28, 2026 / Albion

The Moon is a sphere That much is clear; But can it be hollow inside?…

April 24, 2026 / Elves

If it were your truest intent to destroy your own civilization, you have many choices.…

March 3, 2026 / Elves

A biologist named Lamarck believed that animals evolve towards what they desire, that, for example,…

December 25, 2025 / Elves

They might be mean They might be faulty Those damn Elves Might be downright salty.…

December 5, 2025 / dungeondoggerel

Reverse Spoon Goblins: A Quartet Few things cause more consternation Than Reverse Spoon Goblination. Did…

June 15, 2024 / Elves

The Dwarven King in no Palace lives, Has no soft bed for sleep. The Dwarven…