Plausible Deniability (An Apology For Non-Accountability in Fantasy Poetry) There’s something about us fantasy writers… Read the postDungeon Doggerel
So! That was an adventure. And it was, as our sages foretold, horrible. Death at… Read the postThe Very Hungry Hobbit
I’ve never been much for prequels, but there’s little bits of knowledge floating around. Is… Read the postPrecepts of The White Wizards
“And so, puny mortal, it was utterly foolhardy of you to come here. For your… Read the postSuch Sweet Blood: A Vampire Monologue
So! You’ve decided to join the Dark Army! A wise choice! Some of this world’s… Read the postDark Army Recruitment Message #23
Rule #1: Obey orders. Rule #2: Unless they’re stupid orders. Or misinformed. Or clearly a… Read the postAn Abominable Army
(This is from my other book, “The Big Bad Wolf’s Villainly Alphabet“. But that’s a… Read the postA Villainly Alphabet
“I laugh to keep from crying.” –saying of the Old Country If you’re like me,… Read the postWhy The Witches Of Salem Didn’t Smite Those Who Burned Them
Of fairytales of tooths and nails of Princesses and epic fails: of apples sweet (with… Read the post7 Fairytale Extracts For Bad People
They said the Prince stole a mermaid from the Sea; seems difficult, for the Kingdoms… Read the postWhere The Mermaid Kept Her Voice