Category: dark lord

April 17, 2026 / dark lord

The Reluctant Dark Lord

(Oh wow. I JUST found this ancient post about “I HATE Your Prophecy” and I…

April 13, 2026 / alcohol

This was how Alice tested her Grand Viziers: She said she wanted to interview them…

April 10, 2026 / alternative history

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March 28, 2026 / dark lord

My dearest Sappy, The Humans are even more welcoming than we would have expected Who…

February 26, 2026 / (unginged)

Magic mirrors are technically immortal; but since the few artisans who can make them tend…

February 24, 2026 / Bards

To the fortunate recipient of this missive: Congratulations! Your son/daughter/wife/husband/relative/pal is a hero!…

February 18, 2026 / dark lord

“…quite clever, really, in concept. It takes a good decade for a single Wizard to…

February 17, 2026 / (unginged)

Pluses of remaining Human: Food can be nice. I don’t think liches eat. Although I…

February 14, 2026 / Bards

“The March of the Brave Free Men” may be one of the most popular songs…

February 13, 2026 / dark lord

The economics of treasure are a complicated personal and religious question for Dwarves. For example,…