Category: dark lord

September 16, 2019 / dark lord

Bed Monster: The Nappening

Everything that ever is or ever was is a lie. Always, eternally inches away, in…

September 12, 2019 / dark lord

“You must understand, Mister Blonde, that there was no possibility of a normal childhood for…

September 12, 2019 / dark lord

O, Princess, when the Wicked Queen told me to bring her your heart, I could…

September 1, 2019 / dark lord

THESE ARE SOME BRIEF MISSIVES FROM MY VILLAINOUS LAIR, ATOP MOUNT VILLAIN, WHICH IS A…

August 30, 2019 / dark lord

This is (approximately) the introduction to my upcoming book, “Villains, Dark Lords, and Monsters: blackly…

August 29, 2019 / dark lord

This is totally a standalone piece, and not in any way a plot to soften…

August 28, 2019 / dark lord

“And I accept your pledge, with gratitude, Knight; be welcome. I do try to greet…

August 25, 2019 / dark lord

“It’s a perfect day here in Elf-land. It’s always a perfect day in Elf-land. They’ve…