The Dark Lord’s vast tower gleamed with a malevolent light; it is uncertain how one… Read the postThe Dark Lord For President – Prologue
Author’s note: While we do not necessarily live in an age of politeness, and while… Read the postA Brief Missive To An Inimical Dullard
there are no ghosts within the wall, no spectral things who walk each hall, whose… Read the postNo Ghosts
(We almost never break our longtime rule of posting only microfiction. But this is important.… Read the postSee Us At Evil Expo
About my cocktail, before you begin it, kindly put an umbrella in it. In fact,… Read the postAn Ode To The Cocktail Umbrella
Once, there was a small Death Star. Perhaps it wasn’t small compared to a Tie… Read the postThe Little Death Star That Could Explode
(This is a standalone piece of my book, “I HATE Your Prophecy“.) The Dark Lord… Read the postChosen For Madness
I have the greatest respect for those who write the tales of Dragons and Knights.… Read the postOn Fighting Dragons
On Drinking With Dwarves Did you ever have that one friend who, after a couple… Read the postSome Fantasy Drinking Etiquette