Rule #1: Obey orders. Rule #2: Unless they’re stupid orders. Or misinformed. Or clearly a… Read the postAn Abominable Army
(This is from my other book, “The Big Bad Wolf’s Villainly Alphabet“. But that’s a… Read the postA Villainly Alphabet
“I laugh to keep from crying.” –saying of the Old Country If you’re like me,… Read the postWhy The Witches Of Salem Didn’t Smite Those Who Burned Them
Of fairytales of tooths and nails of Princesses and epic fails: of apples sweet (with… Read the post7 Fairytale Extracts For Bad People
They said the Prince stole a mermaid from the Sea; seems difficult, for the Kingdoms… Read the postWhere The Mermaid Kept Her Voice
This is the secret knowledge, the hidden narrative, the understanding which is never spoken above… Read the postNotes From A Flavor Revolution
Everything that ever is or ever was is a lie. Always, eternally inches away, in… Read the postBed Monster: The Nappening
“You must understand, Mister Blonde, that there was no possibility of a normal childhood for… Read the postThe Late Goodbye: a monologue
O, Princess, when the Wicked Queen told me to bring her your heart, I could… Read the postThe Huntsman’s Story
THESE ARE SOME BRIEF MISSIVES FROM MY VILLAINOUS LAIR, ATOP MOUNT VILLAIN, WHICH IS A… Read the postBusted Morals: Tiny Stories Which Set Horrible Examples