As always, as has been our tradition for thousands of years, we welcome you with… Read the postA NOTEOF WARM AND EMOTIONALLY-RESONANT GREETINGS FROM THE EVIL EXPO TEAM
They told us everything was a story, and who were we to disbelieve? Stories make… Read the postAn Opening Unmaking
I bet you’re thinking, “If the Dark Lord is doing a strange Steampunk alphabet in… Read the postA Vaguely Menacing Steampunk Alphabet – F To K
The Dark Lord’s vast tower gleamed with a malevolent light; it is uncertain how one… Read the postThe Dark Lord For President – Prologue
Author’s note: While we do not necessarily live in an age of politeness, and while… Read the postA Brief Missive To An Inimical Dullard
there are no ghosts within the wall, no spectral things who walk each hall, whose… Read the postNo Ghosts
(We almost never break our longtime rule of posting only microfiction. But this is important.… Read the postSee Us At Evil Expo
About my cocktail, before you begin it, kindly put an umbrella in it. In fact,… Read the postAn Ode To The Cocktail Umbrella
Once, there was a small Death Star. Perhaps it wasn’t small compared to a Tie… Read the postThe Little Death Star That Could Explode