Category: dark lord

October 11, 2025 / dark lord

The Religion of the Dwarves

Benrak, Forefather, Forebear, Predecessor, Creator, Antecessor, and First Mover of Dwarves, did spend much time…

November 21, 2024 / Bestiary

I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like…

November 18, 2024 / dark lord

For best results, please turn up the volume on this training video. Hello, and welcome…

May 7, 2024 / dark lord

“Has the ever-enveloping Vision of Vishkantu emblazoned your physical form with the radiant fury of…

April 30, 2024 / dark lord

10. ONCE there were some Elves who were very friendly to everyone who deserved it.…

April 1, 2024 / Chosen Ones

_______________ “There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN”, our unreasonably nefarious and darkly satirical first…

March 20, 2024 / dark lord

Of all the skills I’ve taught myself, “How to tenderize an Elf” has proven useful,…

November 25, 2023 / dark lord

A Toast of the Priests of Llolth “We wish each and every one of you…

July 29, 2022 / alternative history

“You claim that Hyde is a beast; but all men are both angel and animal.”…

May 27, 2022 / dark lord

There are no Ghosts within the walls; There are no Ghouls without the halls. There…