If you don’t wish to be terribly sore, Avoid dating a Minotaur They’re lovely, and… Read the postMinotaurian Love
Admit it. You’ve dreamed about this more than you admit. Also, try Pickup Lines For… Read the postPickup Lines For A Giant Mutant Alien Praying Mantis
Here’s one I wrote for the Patreon and then worked to put some more flesh… Read the postAnother One Eaten By Mimics
There’s a goblin in the closet There is a goblin on your arm. There’s a… Read the postgoblins goblins goblins goblins goblins
Cedric the Knight went forth to fight the Dragon and rescue the Princess. The Princess… Read the postTwo Short Cynical Dragon Tales
As a note: I probably won’t die if you subscribe (either give in to their… Read the postWitch and Bear & Other Stupid Poems
I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like… Read the postHere Be Silly Little Fantasy Poems
Behold the annoying Amplifear Trust thou neither eye nor ear It will mimic familiar senses… Read the postThe Annoying Amplifear
The creepsome Bog Stalker Ain’t much of a talker But what it lacks in loquaciousness,… Read the postBog Stalker
The Princess said, “Daddy, I want a pony.” The King obligingly got her an Oni.… Read the postVaguely Risque Monster Poems