Behold the annoying Amplifear Trust thou neither eye nor ear It will mimic familiar senses… Read the postThe Annoying Amplifear
The creepsome Bog Stalker Ain’t much of a talker But what it lacks in loquaciousness,… Read the postBog Stalker
The Princess said, “Daddy, I want a pony.” The King obligingly got her an Oni.… Read the postVaguely Risque Monster Poems
I must inform you, with watery regrets: Aboleth make terrible pets. And they’re sure… Read the postAboleth
Awakened Shrub The Awakened Shrub, the Manual states Is a Shrub that some crazed Wizard… Read the postAbominable Yeti & Friends
I felt a bit like a rube or a townie The first time someone told… Read the postBrownie (Dungeons and Dragons Monster, Not The Food)
You ought to meet the Chaos Beast; Of predictable monsters, this one’s the least. Your… Read the postThe Chaos Beast
Of all the beasts which, if they’re lost, please don’t put out a tracer Approximately… Read the postDisplacer Beast
Now, Dungeons and Dragons, if we recall Tends, temporally, to somewhat fall Between some Darkish… Read the postThe Ouija Board (Advanced Dungeons and Dragons)
The monster known as “Deadly Pudding” Is a good example of “They did so much… Read the postDeadly Pudding