As Jeff Mach’s pickup lines get weird, strange, unexpected, and generally peculiar. And he continues…
Category: Fantasy sci-fi pickup lines for imaginary creatures and characters
Fantasy sci-fi pickup lines can get gloriously weird. I write them for every imaginary creature you can imagine. Dwarves. Orcs. Sith Lords. Eldritch horrors. Martians. Mad scientists. Even werewolves who bring you questionable breakfast. There may be a touch of absurdity. They work for fantasy worlds and sci-fi galaxies alike. Some are ridiculous. Some are slightly menacing. All of them are fun. Scroll down and pick your favorite monster. Then try the line on them.
Because nothing screams “romance” like questionable personal hygiene, an obsession with shiny objects, and the…
(Because nothing screams “romance” like a dying planet, questionable atmospheric compatibility, and the faint hope…