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Category: And I Was Tired

March 29, 2025 / And I Was Tired

An Unvocation

I will never love the Wave. I will never love the mass of ocean water…

November 16, 2024 / And I Was Tired

Lovecrafted: An MLM Cultist Experience

(All rise.) HIGH PRIEST: “Great Yog-Sothoth, dip is into the unholy icing of Your disapproval…

October 31, 2024 / And I Was Tired

Wonderplace Alpha – A Halloween Note From Darkling

(Apologies for getting away from fiction for a bit. In my defense, Wonderplace Alpha SEEMS…

September 5, 2024 / And I Was Tired

7 Things Not To Say To The Aliens Bringing You Messages Of Peace And Spiritual Enlightenment

7. “Oh, SICK, this thing is GLOWING! When’s it going to explode?” 6. “I have…

July 3, 2024 / And I Was Tired

Some Lesser-Known Hobbit Meals

The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon…

June 19, 2024 / And I Was Tired

And I Was Tired

Once upon a time, there was a monster who devoured every story which began with…