Some Lesser-Known Hobbit Meals

The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, and Supper.


No Second Luncheon? No Midnight Snack? Tolkien, you clearly don’t know your Hobbits.

In point of fact, Hobbits have only one meal.


One gigantic meal encompassing all. All of the food, every snack, every cake, every haunch of beef, all together, not melted or glued, but melding into each other, forming the Great Meal.

This is why Hobbits have no Rings.

They have the Great Meal instead.


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