I fooled around with a Bloodletter of Khorne One dismal, grey, burning morn We both…
Author: Jeff Mach
Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market & Spectacle. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN", or "I HATE Your Prophecy"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.
The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon…