Category: short fiction

September 22, 2026 / food

Etiquette: When You Have Paired The Wrong Guest With Your Wine

Your knowledge of wine is beyond impeccable. Strangers stop you in the street to thank…

Realistically, ransoming the World is an unwise economic move Any plot sufficiently large and powerful…

July 23, 2026 / dark lord

The Grand Ambassador Plenipotentiary From Alice, Dark Lord, Ruler of All, to the Elves, the…

July 21, 2026 / Cozy Fantasy

It was by no means the longest table ever constructed. There was a time when…

July 17, 2026 / alternative history

The first intergalactic space aliens landed in a human village. To be perfectly honest, we…

July 16, 2026 / fantasy

(My book, co-written with A. Goblin, who assures you he is not a figment of…

July 5, 2026 / Ancient Aliens

(So lately, I’ve been taking my copy of Robert Anton Wilson’s “Everything Is Under Control”,…

June 25, 2026 / Goblincore

The Graces were one something like Gods in their own right. They may represent perfection,…

May 31, 2026 / general weirdness

Arthur wasn’t irresponsible, but he wasn’t king material. He wanted to make stuff, big rooms…

May 5, 2026 / alternative history

This isn’t it. This poem is entirely about a sunflower and is very boring, and…