Category: Repository of Villainy and Monstrosity

September 18, 2026 / Poems & Poetry

Triffids Make Excelllent Pets

Some kick puppies. Some like the Mets. I keep Triffids for my pets. Egads, what…

September 18, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

17. AI has already doomed us. It’s already created a vast enveloping Marinaras Trench of…

Historically, Master Plans make relatively little sense. They’re not automatically wrong, just what we’d call…

September 7, 2026 / (ginged)

(It is helpful for this piece to note that in the original Hebrew, “Babel” is…

September 5, 2026 / alternative history

Because we can. Because the crocodile pit is full. Because the hero is tied to…

August 28, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Agent Jayme Bonts reassured the lovely woman by his side. “I don’t think he ever…

Realistically, ransoming the World is an unwise economic move Any plot sufficiently large and powerful…

August 3, 2026 / microfiction

(From “Villains, VIllainy & Villanpunk: The Revenge. Not out yet. Enhioy) “The triffid is a fictional tall, mobile, carnivorous plant species,…

August 1, 2026 / I assert reality

INTERLUDE. A Retired Villain Reflects. I like the simple things in life. A cat, blacker…

July 30, 2026 / Lore

Why Do We Monologue? Because we CAN. This is a difficult life. Take at least…