Category: Repository of Villainy and Monstrosity

May 3, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

Elopement of the Muse

I lost my Muse, but I kept the chain, The chain which bound her well.…

April 19, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

As Jeff Mach’s pickup lines get weird, strange, unexpected, and generally peculiar. And he continues…

April 12, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

If you like this, you might enjoy Pickup Lines For Dwarves: The Revenge. “Killer dungeons…

January 30, 2026 / cursed magic items

Loki, in general, prefers making mischief to making things, but when you’re being worshipped by…

May 10, 2024 / I assert reality

This is the famous tale of that young fellow, the lupine-screaming little gent, and what,…

April 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The As-Yet Unnamed Villainous Dinner, Sweets Course: 12,000 Scovill Peppermint Sticks Wilbur Scovill is an…

April 19, 2024 / cookbook

At the risk of seeming a curmudgeon, I’ve felt an increasing concern that we may…

April 8, 2024 / Elves

The Human King gave a great warm smile With a flourish, he signed the page…

November 25, 2023 / dark lord

A Toast of the Priests of Llolth “We wish each and every one of you…

November 27, 2021 / Curses

(From the classic story “Sredni Vashtar”, by Saki”. Sredni Vashtar, vengeance Lord Can’t be cajoled.…