Of the top hundred things I’ll never say, Because it might sounds a little dark… Read the postFried Human Tastes Great
This isn’t it. This poem is entirely about a sunflower and is very boring, and… Read the postOnce There Was A Fatally Addictive Poem
I lost my Muse, but I kept the chain, The chain which bound her well.… Read the postElopement of the Muse
All Fairyland is in the thrall of drama. For (if you recall) The makers of… Read the postFaeries and Goblins
The Pumpkin King arises From his second Pumpkin Patch (You’ll NEVER know the true place… Read the postThe Pumpkin King of Vegetables
If you’d like to do all the things a Lizard-Man can, Then you might want… Read the postLizard Man – More Dungeon Doggerel
She knows my face. She knows my name. But not when she place her idle… Read the postLove Like An Idle Game
There are some beasts you barbecue– Wyvern. Leviathan. And some beasts that you marinate (If… Read the postUnicorn Pie
It’s ALWAYS National Punch A Bard Day. We are Adventurers, daring and bold. We’ll come… Read the postNational Punch A Bard Day