I fooled around with a Bloodletter of Khorne One dismal, grey, burning morn We both… Read the postYet More Tiny Poems About Dungeons And Dragons Monsters
Behold the annoying Amplifear Trust thou neither eye nor ear It will mimic familiar senses… Read the postThe Annoying Amplifear
The creepsome Bog Stalker Ain’t much of a talker But what it lacks in loquaciousness,… Read the postBog Stalker
The Princess said, “Daddy, I want a pony.” The King obligingly got her an Oni.… Read the postVaguely Risque Monster Poems
We’re sorry about these poemettes We write them with many regrets We’d write something real,… Read the postEven More More Little Poems
My Time Machine is broken again It only takes me to Otherwhen When I clearly… Read the postEven More Little Poems
Once you’ve kissed a Megaladon, You’re not likely to be moving on; They lack lips,… Read the postMore Little Poems
The Dwarven King in no Palace lives, Has no soft bed for sleep. The Dwarven… Read the postThree Dwarven Poems
I must inform you, with watery regrets: Aboleth make terrible pets. And they’re sure… Read the postAboleth