Category: Repository of Villainy and Monstrosity

July 30, 2026 / Lore

In Defense of the Villainly Monologue – Villainpunk

Why Do We Monologue? Because we CAN. This is a difficult life. Take at least…

July 9, 2026 / Djinn

Hassim came out of the Bottle. He barely noticed the wishes he granted the child;…

May 3, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

I lost my Muse, but I kept the chain, The chain which bound her well.…

April 19, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

As Jeff Mach’s pickup lines get weird, strange, unexpected, and generally peculiar. And he continues…

April 12, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

If you like this, you might enjoy Pickup Lines For Dwarves: The Revenge. “Killer dungeons…

March 26, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Out of your curiosity, what exactly did you think was going to happen? Do you…

January 30, 2026 / cursed magic items

Loki, in general, prefers making mischief to making things, but when you’re being worshipped by…

May 10, 2024 / I assert reality

“We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of animals… For…

April 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

The As-Yet Unnamed Villainous Dinner, Sweets Course: 12,000 Scovill Peppermint Sticks Wilbur Scovill is an…

April 19, 2024 / cookbook

At the risk of seeming a curmudgeon, I’ve felt an increasing concern that we may…