Jeff Mach Writes

The Villainous Master Plan

Historically, Master Plans make relatively little sense. They’re not automatically wrong, just what we’d call…

September 12, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Two Lovecraft quotes for you: “…the boundless daemon-sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak…

September 9, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Sir, I know you wish to catch local thugs But I’m dealing with giant bugs…

September 8, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

We are all familiar with the Fountain of Youth, which, of course, was found by…

September 7, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Some Apologies From The Authors We’re very sorry. The Story of the Villain Who Systematically…

September 7, 2026 / (ginged)

(It is helpful for this piece to note that in the original Hebrew, “Babel” is…

September 5, 2026 / alternative history

Because we can. Because the crocodile pit is full. Because the hero is tied to…

September 4, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

I can’t deny That incubi Get very little respect. Not that I, As an Incubi…

September 3, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Goblin & Fairy Lore “The Coblynau are pigmy fairies, who dwell in…

August 31, 2026 / alcohol

Many Useful Toasts For When You Really Need To Drink…But Politely. Dwarves “May you find…