Jeff Mach Writes

August 6, 2026 / general weirdness

Revenge of the Data Plague

Let me not be brief. Let me not be vague. What you’re battling now is…

August 5, 2026 / food

What do Villains eat? Same thing as you do! Mostly. General Zignard insists on eating…

Realistically, ransoming the World is an unwise economic move Any plot sufficiently large and powerful…

August 4, 2026 / guest post

Jeremy Westerfield is a writer, researcher, and reluctant historian with an unhealthy interest in the…

August 4, 2026 / Djinn

Do go ahead and try. Meaning no offense, but it’s fairly likely you won’t win.…

August 4, 2026 / (unginged)

It was a dark and stormy night. It would always be a dark and stormy…

August 3, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

There I was, having finished “A Goblincore Guide To Life”, and THEN having finished the…

August 3, 2026 / microfiction

(From “Villains, VIllainy & Villanpunk: The Revenge. Not out yet. Enhioy) “The triffid is a fictional tall, mobile, carnivorous plant species,…

August 2, 2026 / Ancient Aliens

Oh, plenty of people have come back just fine from the Bermuda Triangle! Fine by…

August 1, 2026 / I assert reality

INTERLUDE. A Retired Villain Reflects. I like the simple things in life. A cat, blacker…