Jeff Mach Writes

April 8, 2026 / Books

If For Some Insane Reason You Like A Writer’s Work You Could

…tell a friend. This friend will now know they are supposed to like something and…

April 8, 2026 / cookbook

There are some beasts you barbecue– Wyvern. Leviathan. And some beasts that you marinate (If…

April 5, 2026 / fantasy

Because nothing screams “romance” like questionable personal hygiene, an obsession with shiny objects, and the…

April 4, 2026 / I assert reality

I’ve often heard ‘pain is a teacher’, that struggling to get through something difficult hurts,…

April 4, 2026 / fairytale

Once upon a time…or so it seems: I. Zan awoke to a phone call, even…

April 3, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

I have rather a lot of pickup lines for imaginary, fantasy, scifi, and other unusual…

April 2, 2026 / Bards

It’s ALWAYS National Punch A Bard Day. We are Adventurers, daring and bold. We’ll come…

(Because nothing screams “romance” like a dying planet, questionable atmospheric compatibility, and the faint hope…

March 30, 2026 / Gnomes

The Gnomes spent a hundred years on a machine which could tell the Truth. The…

Sith Pickup Lines: Dark Side Romance for Star Wars Fans (2026) (Because nothing says romance…