Jeff Mach Writes

August 9, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

A Black Knight’s Revenge

I needed Revenge upon the White Knight So a Mindgame did I play I recruited…

August 9, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Once upon a time, in the Fluffy Kingdom, there was a vast Serpent, who arrived…

August 8, 2026 / satire

Day 9,873. Patient continues lack of awareness that the entire world is against them. This…

August 8, 2026 / Bermuda Triangle

“Sometimes the world needs a monster. Sometimes the monster just needs the world to stop…

August 7, 2026 / Chaos

(a poem) They laughed at me They LAUGHED at me For all my life They…

August 7, 2026 / I assert reality

Once I was a great Demon, with a wingspan that stretched the breadth of the…

August 6, 2026 / general weirdness

Let me not be brief. Let me not be vague. What you’re battling now is…

August 5, 2026 / food

What do Villains eat? Same thing as you do! Mostly. General Zignard insists on eating…

Realistically, ransoming the World is an unwise economic move Any plot sufficiently large and powerful…

August 4, 2026 / guest post

Jeremy Westerfield is a writer, researcher, and reluctant historian with an unhealthy interest in the…