Jeff Mach Writes

Pickup Lines For Mad Scientists

“For every mad scientist who’s had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great…

May 21, 2026 / Halloween

I realize that Machiavelli said that it is better to be feared than loved…but he…

May 21, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

The Dracolich I will admit that the Dracolich Makes this undead sorcerer twitch Not from…

May 19, 2026 / alternative history

Sphynxes occupied a unique niche during Alice’s Reluctant War. They came down firmly on the…

May 19, 2026 / And I Was Tired

First off, do you have any idea how many people spend their lives wondering if…

May 17, 2026 / Cozy Fantasy

In the peculiar folds of Maple Hollow, where the Catskills mist wrapped the ancient pines…

May 16, 2026 / And I Was Tired

The Rakshasa I feel somewhat nervous about writing of the rakshasa Because I fear I…

May 15, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I keep hearing this. It seems as obligatory as sensible shoes, sensible stilettos, and sensible…

May 13, 2026 / dwarf humor

Someone with multidimensional access, which is seriously far less rare or complicated than it sounds…

May 12, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Of us with wiser heads Suggested they’d all soon have a case of the deads.…