Jeff Mach Writes

November 7, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

The Magic less Kingdom

There are many Magic Kingdoms out there, which is part of why there are so…

November 7, 2026 / fantasy

“Are you a shield? Because I want to smash you with heavy things until you…

November 6, 2026 / alternative history

Against each and every order, the factory workers had slaved day and night to produce…

Pickup Lines for Mermaids and Sirens Because nothing says romance like scales, songs, possible drowning,…

November 6, 2026 / ghosts

If you believe there’s a bogeyman in your closet, you’re right. Who are you going…

November 5, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

O friends, my apologies please receive With gentleness, and grant me leave: We Bards bring…

November 4, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Chancellor Beuford stared across his paper-strewn desk. His laptop was open, but he hadn’t touched…

November 3, 2026 / Diogenes

10 More Deeply Badass Last Words You’ve really indicated you like our 10 Badass…

November 1, 2026 / cats

Now that Halloween Is over, we’ve had the pleasure of experiencing many, many variations on…

October 31, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Once, there was a Dwarf prince who managed to have BOTH parents die in childbirth.…