Jeff Mach Writes

August 31, 2026 / alcohol

A Pause For Important Notes On Dating & Socializing Etiquette Among Demi-Humans

Many Useful Toasts For When You Really Need To Drink…But Politely. Dwarves “May you find…

August 29, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Alchemy laboratories – May qualify as research or experimental expenditures under IRC §174 if you…

August 28, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Agent Jayme Bonts reassured the lovely woman by his side. “I don’t think he ever…

August 27, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

For the next three hundred centuries, get our top-of-the-line dystopia for only twelve thousand dollars.…

August 27, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

What do you call a cat with sharp teeth, a darkly malevolent soul, a cunningly…

August 23, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Yes, that’s right, friends! There’s never been a worse time to support this organization! First,…

August 19, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Goldman wanted a bagel A fancy bagel, a garlic bagel One with lox. Goldman wanted…

August 18, 2026 / Cozy Fantasy

NOTICE: The Management is very responsible for wonder and bedazzlement,** for the soft click in…

August 17, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

13. Are you a cosmic weave of fate and silk, or are you just happy…

August 17, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Absolutely, we LOVE ingenuity. But it takes a certain mind to substitute hydrochloric acid for…