Jeff Mach Writes

April 17, 2026 / dark lord

The Reluctant Dark Lord

(Oh wow. I JUST found this ancient post about “I HATE Your Prophecy” and I…

April 16, 2026 / Books

Have you ever pictures a lovely older woman, perhaps retired, wearing bifocals, patiently piecing together…

April 14, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

The Gnomes traded for many centuries with other species, most of all the Dwarves for…

April 13, 2026 / alcohol

This was how Alice tested her Grand Viziers: She said she wanted to interview them…

April 12, 2026 / Cozy Fantasy

For the record, no. There’s no arsenic in here. The cozy witch is wearing what…

April 12, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

If you like this, you might enjoy Pickup Lines For Dwarves: The Revenge. “Killer dungeons…

April 11, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

Pickup Lines For Rogue AI (We Needed To Write This Now While It Was Still…

April 10, 2026 / alternative history

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April 10, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Once…perhaps twice…there was an author who wrote the most interesting story in the World. And…

April 10, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Jersey First by Joan Mach “Is your name really Alfred E. Newman?”, the reporter stuck her…