Jeff Mach Writes

March 6, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

The Dark Lord and the Runesword Version II

Once upon a time, a Dark Lord had a cursed runesword which killed her. It…

February 14, 2023 / Uncategorized

Achievement Unlocked: Zombie Apocalypse This story worked so much better as a metaphor. I’m not…

February 12, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Once I had a friend, I thought, but really, Pagliacci has no friends, and that…

February 11, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Work hard, O makers of the New Age. Let perfection be your watchword. Only don’t…

February 5, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Baby-eater, what taste is better than babies? Friend-melter, sure the coot makes you conscious. I…

February 4, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

It was hideous. Huge, inevitable. Tiny, like a virus. Ubiquitous like God. It wanted to…

January 29, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Apologies in advance for linguistic abuses, But I can’t figure out where the Hell my…

January 28, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Know what research suggests? “Psychologist show that being unfriended on social media is the ultimate…

January 16, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Moom the Mage gave the kind of sigh with which Plato, had he spent less…

January 15, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Good Gods! I swear this thing gets taller every time. Line, line,.. you know, I do…