Jeff Mach Writes

March 10, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Sure, Murder Is Too Good For Your Enemies, But It’s Not Too Good For YOU

YES. Obviously. You’re wonderful. You’re fantastic. You’re laudable. You’re meritorious. You’re to be congratulated on…

March 10, 2026 / And I Was Tired

When the Moon hits you, regardless of whether it resembles a food group, you are…

March 8, 2026 / And I Was Tired

The third spell (not that everything within is a ‘spell) inside the Necronomicon is a…

March 5, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

They had prepared themselves for battle with the Lich. They were under no illusions that…

March 5, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Ankhegs Good things to say about ankhegs: They have fairly lank legs They’re flexible…

March 4, 2026 / dragons

I, Once there was a Dragon who ate everyone in the Kingdom and slept with…

March 3, 2026 / Elves

A biologist named Lamarck believed that animals evolve towards what they desire, that, for example,…

March 1, 2026 / Goblins

“‘Tis said if a Goblin leads you into the woods, you will surely go astray.…

February 28, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Ancient Alien Pickup Lines? Yes. Somewhere in the cyclopean, sterile, uncaring cosmos, beings with heads…

February 27, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I have no idea how familiar people are with the ‘classic’ scifi stories which used…