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The first intergalactic space aliens landed in a human village. To be perfectly honest, we… Read the postWhy There Are Almost No Space Aliens In This Universe
(My book, co-written with A. Goblin, who assures you he is not a figment of… Read the postA Hobbit Has Breakfast
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Once the Goblins wanted a King And they thought it would be a wonderful thing… Read the postThe Goblins Decide To Acquire A King: A Predictable Poetic Parable
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