Jeff Mach Writes

October 26, 2026 / And I Was Tired

An Apology and an Upcoming Return

Dearest friends: I was thinking of telling the truth about why I’ve been absent. But…

October 5, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Oh, Cats are my inspiration, My onliest begetter Eternal inspiration Because THEY KNOW BETTER. Could…

October 4, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

There are Goblins on the inside, Goblins in the guts, Goblins eating steak tartare (If…

October 4, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

….yes, it is critical to keep your princess in good condition, wash her, bath her,…

September 27, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Once there was a Princess who ate monsters. She was not a role-reversing Princess or…

September 26, 2026 / food

Oh, Dougan, Dougan, Life or bust We of the Eire are no blusing flower We…

September 23, 2026 / Ancient Aliens

Like the crust moist? Like it never dry? Won’t matter. You’ll never remember the pie.…

September 22, 2026 / And I Was Tired

There’s a giant Sloth at my door; Toto, we’re not on Hoth anymore. I’m told…

September 22, 2026 / food

Your knowledge of wine is beyond impeccable. Strangers stop you in the street to thank…

September 18, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

It’s not that she didn’t love him, want him, need him, cherish him, consider him…