Jeff Mach Writes

April 5, 2026 / fantasy

Pickup Lines For Goblins

Because nothing screams “romance” like questionable personal hygiene, an obsession with shiny objects, and the…

April 4, 2026 / I assert reality

I’ve often heard ‘pain is a teacher’, that struggling to get through something difficult hurts,…

April 4, 2026 / fairytale

Once upon a time…or so it seems: I. Zan awoke to a phone call, even…

April 3, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

I have rather a lot of pickup lines for imaginary, fantasy, scifi, and other unusual…

April 2, 2026 / Bards

It’s ALWAYS National Punch A Bard Day. We are Adventurers, daring and bold. We’ll come…

(Because nothing screams “romance” like a dying planet, questionable atmospheric compatibility, and the faint hope…

March 30, 2026 / Gnomes

The Gnomes spent a hundred years on a machine which could tell the Truth. The…

Sith Pickup Lines: Dark Side Romance for Star Wars Fans (2026) (Because nothing says romance…

March 28, 2026 / dark lord

My dearest Sappy, The Humans are even more welcoming than we would have expected Who…

March 27, 2026 / Books

When I want to write: Writers block. I could use it to set my clock.…