Jeff Mach Writes

July 8, 2026 / Elves

The Wonder of Elves: some lore and an anthropological thought on their dining habits

A guest post by Alfred Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubecesci Gob-Lin, or “A. Goblin”, for short. With…

July 7, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Did you know the US government worked on creating flying elephants? We didn’t believe it,…

July 6, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

This is a great question, and I’m glad I asked it. Here’s the answer: Yes.…

July 5, 2026 / Ancient Aliens

(So lately, I’ve been taking my copy of Robert Anton Wilson’s “Everything Is Under Control”,…

July 4, 2026 / alternative history

Whew! Looks like you just woke up from that horrifying dream where the Americans fought…

July 3, 2026 / Atlantis

Most people are perfectly aware that the Earth is hollow, and all of the research,…

July 2, 2026 / alternative history

Hi there! We’re Ancient Aliens. Along, possibly, with your God(s), we gave you most of…

July 2, 2026 / cryptid

We didn’t start this organization. But we’re fascinated by it because of its pure logic.…

July 1, 2026 / general weirdness

When they finally finished investigating the Secret Conspiracy Theories that everyone swore didn’t exist, they…

July 1, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Durk sighed. He’d be floating in space for several more hours. He had enough oxygen,…