Jeff Mach Writes

February 18, 2026 / dark lord

The Flaming Death-Weapon Which Will Not Harm Those Who Are Pure Of Heart: An Excerpt From An Essay By Dr. Ernst Beeker, Necromonologist

“…quite clever, really, in concept. It takes a good decade for a single Wizard to…

February 17, 2026 / (unginged)

Pluses of remaining Human: Food can be nice. I don’t think liches eat. Although I…

February 16, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Wikipedia says “The Force” is…. “…a metaphysical, mysterious, and ubiquitous power in the Star Wars…

February 15, 2026 / Golem

See also: A Collection Of Dwarf Humor – For Research Purposes, Of Course or, perhaps, Pickup Lines For…

February 14, 2026 / Bards

“The March of the Brave Free Men” may be one of the most popular songs…

February 13, 2026 / dark lord

The economics of treasure are a complicated personal and religious question for Dwarves. For example,…

February 12, 2026 / alcohol

Dwarves “May you find gold at the bottom of your glass.” “A toast to what…

February 11, 2026 / Curses

Oh, in the frickin’ name of Set, He Whose Face Is The Word For “Darkness”,…

February 11, 2026 / fantasy

I’m hoping this excerpt from the Dwarf / Dark Lord novel will stand alone. Alice…

February 10, 2026 / And I Was Tired

I will tell you this: you’re not wrong when you say that almost all Gods…