Jeff Mach Writes

November 4, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Flying Saucer Magic

Chancellor Beuford stared across his paper-strewn desk. His laptop was open, but he hadn’t touched…

November 1, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Now that Halloween Is over, we’ve had the pleasure of experiencing many, many variations on…

October 31, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Once, there was a Dwarf prince who managed to have BOTH parents die in childbirth.…

October 31, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Patience. If there’s one thing a clock knows,it’s patience. You absolutely, positively do not want…

October 28, 2026 / (unginged)

Sir Lord Henry Mortville Cantrip Sneed McDub (III) Was the Paragon of the Adventurer’s Club…

October 27, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

“So this document guarantees you…won’t kill all of us? Rothgar signed. The old Kobold was…

October 26, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Dearest friends: I was thinking of telling the truth about why I’ve been absent. But…

October 5, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Oh, Cats are my inspiration, My onliest begetter Eternal inspiration Because THEY KNOW BETTER. Could…

October 4, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

There are Goblins on the inside, Goblins in the guts, Goblins eating steak tartare (If…

October 4, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

….yes, it is critical to keep your princess in good condition, wash her, bath her,…