Jeff Mach Writes

May 1, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Uncurse of History

The curse of history, of course, is that we are not doomed to repeat it.…

We’d apologize fr this, except…it possibly works. “If you were a dragon, I’d let you…

April 29, 2026 / alternative history

We, the great Dekology of Villains, have finally captured James Bond, and we have, at…

April 29, 2026 / Elves

The Elven Princesss was not in a rage; She’d passed rage a week ago. And…

April 29, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

So you were frustrated by a djinn which wouldn’t let you ask for infinite wishes?…

April 29, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I’m sure you’re perfectly aware of the Vampire Garlic Conspiracy. I mean, maybe not? IT’s…

April 28, 2026 / alternative history

Honestly: Grok just gave me a far, far better dissection of the challenges in writing…

April 28, 2026 / Albion

The Moon is a sphere That much is clear; But can it be hollow inside?…

(This is part two. See more at Fantasy sci-fi pickup lines for imaginary creatures and…

April 26, 2026 / (unginged)

Rothnop found the Dwarf taking a hammer to the smaller guard Dragon. This was extremely…