Jeff Mach Writes

October 28, 2026 / (unginged)

The Adventurer’s Club Part I

Sir Lord Henry Mortville Cantrip Sneed McDub (III) Was the Paragon of the Adventurer’s Club…

October 27, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

“So this document guarantees you…won’t kill all of us? Rothgar signed. The old Kobold was…

October 26, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Dearest friends: I was thinking of telling the truth about why I’ve been absent. But…

October 5, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Oh, Cats are my inspiration, My onliest begetter Eternal inspiration Because THEY KNOW BETTER. Could…

October 4, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

There are Goblins on the inside, Goblins in the guts, Goblins eating steak tartare (If…

October 4, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

….yes, it is critical to keep your princess in good condition, wash her, bath her,…

September 27, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Once there was a Princess who ate monsters. She was not a role-reversing Princess or…

September 26, 2026 / food

Oh, Dougan, Dougan, Life or bust We of the Eire are no blusing flower We…

September 23, 2026 / Ancient Aliens

Like the crust moist? Like it never dry? Won’t matter. You’ll never remember the pie.…

September 22, 2026 / And I Was Tired

There’s a giant Sloth at my door; Toto, we’re not on Hoth anymore. I’m told…