Water was wet. Stones and bricks were heavy. The sky was generally blue, the Sun… Read the postThe Wises of the Bards
This is TOTALLY not based on a completely true story. My girlfriend… Read the postMy Girlfriend, My Apartment, The Tunguska Effect, And Why I’ll Be Sleeping Alone Tonight
I wrote these all about 30 years ago. I edited them very slightly – but… Read the postThree of my oldest poems
The Grand Ambassador Plenipotentiary From Alice, Dark Lord, Ruler of All, to the Elves, the… Read the postThe Dark Lord’s Ambassador’s Elvin Insight
(Definitely not written by my black cat, Salem.) Goblins have some Gods Both Ma’at and… Read the postChapter Chicken Liver and Assorted Seafood: A Note On Cats, Thinking, And Mistakes
It was by no means the longest table ever constructed. There was a time when… Read the postThe Long Table (Or: Why Diplomacy Is Harder Than Necromancy)
I believe it is theoretically possible to grow up near New York City without ever… Read the postSome Less-Popular Bagels
“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older… Read the postA Brief Goblincore Interlude To Praise (And Slightly Curse) Caffeina, Goddess of Coffee)
With apologies, of course, to Mr. Tolkien. Elves of all genders are beyond lovely, perhaps… Read the postA Goblin Opinion of Elves