Worlds of Villainy - The Writings of Dark Lord Jeff Mach

July 5, 2020 / alternative history

Firework Defense

One of the challenges of knowing the Secret History of the World is that it…

July 4, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

(If you’re reading the raw version, transcribed by voice to text before I edit it,…

July 3, 2020 / I assert reality

Dear Initiate, Congratulations upon making it to, and surviving, the Third Level Initiation! We realize…

July 2, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

[It was 2014. I was young. I was full of passion for romance. I was…

July 1, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

[This really did start as a gentle metaphor about the unreliability of memory, and then…

June 30, 2020 / I assert reality

Who am I to say that she wasn’t really a murderer? I wasn’t there. Who…

June 29, 2020 / alternative history

It’s been almost three years since I was murdered by my own foolish pride, by…

June 28, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

JK clung to me, not like a leech, more like a heartworm, inseparable, and we…

June 27, 2020 / alternative history

Mars and Venus were at war. This is not a metaphor of any kind; it…

June 26, 2020 / I assert reality

I used to stay up all night playing ‘Resident Evil 2,’ and it wouldn’t stop…