Jeff Mach Writes

April 29, 2026 / alternative history

…what do you mean Bond is dead?

We, the great Dekology of Villains, have finally captured James Bond, and we have, at…

April 29, 2026 / Elves

The Elven Princesss was not in a rage; She’d passed rage a week ago. And…

April 29, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

So you were frustrated by a djinn which wouldn’t let you ask for infinite wishes?…

April 29, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I’m sure you’re perfectly aware of the Vampire Garlic Conspiracy. I mean, maybe not? IT’s…

April 28, 2026 / alternative history

Honestly: Grok just gave me a far, far better dissection of the challenges in writing…

April 28, 2026 / Albion

The Moon is a sphere That much is clear; But can it be hollow inside?…

(This is part two. See more at Fantasy sci-fi pickup lines for imaginary creatures and…

April 26, 2026 / (unginged)

Rothnop found the Dwarf taking a hammer to the smaller guard Dragon. This was extremely…

April 25, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

I’d like get you married And prevent you the lonely inferno But there’s a problem…

April 25, 2026 / fairytale

Once upon a time, there was a Kingdom famed far and wide for its animal…