Jeff Mach Writes

September 18, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

17 All-Human Reasons Why AI Will Doom Us All.

17. AI has already doomed us. It’s already created a vast enveloping Marinaras Trench of…

September 17, 2026 / Ancient Aliens

(Author’s note: I do not drink beer. So I do not really know how accurate…

September 16, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I like the simple things in life. A cat, blacker than any coffee I’d care…

September 15, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

A Letter To The Editors: Dear Editorial Staff: I don’t think I’ve ever read a…

September 14, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Author’s note: I have been going through some rough times. This would USUALLY be a…

Historically, Master Plans make relatively little sense. They’re not automatically wrong, just what we’d call…

September 12, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Two Lovecraft quotes for you: “…the boundless daemon-sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak…

September 9, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Sir, I know you wish to catch local thugs But I’m dealing with giant bugs…

September 8, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

We are all familiar with the Fountain of Youth, which, of course, was found by…

September 7, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Some Apologies From The Authors We’re very sorry. The Story of the Villain Who Systematically…