Jeff Mach Writes

April 12, 2026 / Cozy Fantasy

The Very Cozy Witch Makes Very Comfortable Hot Chocolate

For the record, no. There’s no arsenic in here. The cozy witch is wearing what…

April 12, 2026 / alternative history

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April 12, 2026 / alcohol

This was how Alice tested her Grand Viziers: She said she wanted to interview them…

April 12, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

If you like this, you might enjoy Pickup Lines For Dwarves: The Revenge. “Killer dungeons…

April 11, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

Pickup Lines For Rogue AI (We Needed To Write This Now While It Was Still…

April 10, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Once…perhaps twice…there was an author who wrote the most interesting story in the World. And…

April 10, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Jersey First by Joan Mach “Is your name really Alfred E. Newman?”, the reporter stuck her…

April 8, 2026 / And I Was Tired

Once there was a towered Witch Who flipped a strange Germanic switch Moving from the…

April 8, 2026 / Books

…tell a friend. This friend will now know they are supposed to like something and…

April 8, 2026 / cookbook

There are some beasts you barbecue– Wyvern. Leviathan. And some beasts that you marinate (If…