Jeff Mach Writes

March 26, 2026 / Apocalypse

Alice’s Nightmare, Everybody Dies Version

Don’t get us wrong. There are SO many circumstances, times, days, moments when Alice wishes…

March 26, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Out of your curiosity, what exactly did you think was going to happen? Do you…

March 24, 2026 / And I Was Tired

“It has been my belief, my entire life, that what the world needed was a…

March 23, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

You do not want to hear the tale of how Alice fought her way into…

March 21, 2026 / cursed magic items

If you travel back, even 2000 years, or even longer, you will find the Dwarves…

March 20, 2026 / alcohol

Drinking With Ambassadorial Jedi: Drinking with Jedi is a great deal of fun. With the…

March 19, 2026 / Atlantis

No-one is suggesting you read Pickup Lines For Insane Sorcerors. Goblin Pickup Lines…or Pickup Lines…

March 18, 2026 / cursed magic items

Sometimes, I almost wish the Dwarves had continued to worship Loki. Almost. The Hammer That…

March 16, 2026 / Dwarven

“We’re speaking of sipping whiskey,” said Demos. “Or approximately sipping,” said Logon, taking a particularly…

March 15, 2026 / Bestiary

Admit it. You’ve dreamed about this more than you admit. Also, try Pickup Lines For…