Jeff Mach Writes

April 3, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

Pickup Lines For Dungeon Masters

I have rather a lot of pickup lines for imaginary, fantasy, scifi, and other unusual…

April 2, 2026 / Bards

It’s ALWAYS National Punch A Bard Day. We are Adventurers, daring and bold. We’ll come…

(Because nothing screams “romance” like a dying planet, questionable atmospheric compatibility, and the faint hope…

March 30, 2026 / Gnomes

The Gnomes spent a hundred years on a machine which could tell the Truth. The…

You know what? Have our entire archive of fantasy & science fiction pickup lines so…

March 28, 2026 / dark lord

My dearest Sappy, The Humans are even more welcoming than we would have expected Who…

March 27, 2026 / Books

When I want to write: Writers block. I could use it to set my clock.…

March 26, 2026 / Apocalypse

Don’t get us wrong. There are SO many circumstances, times, days, moments when Alice wishes…

March 26, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Out of your curiosity, what exactly did you think was going to happen? Do you…

March 24, 2026 / And I Was Tired

“It has been my belief, my entire life, that what the world needed was a…