Jeff Mach Writes

April 23, 2026 / dwarf humor

Pickup Lines for Dwarves – Volume III

*(Because even the deepest mines run out of gold eventually… but never out of terrible…

April 23, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

Pity the Kobold, o, my friends, Pity the cannon fodder They’re kinda like mean upright…

April 23, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

The Pumpkin King arises From his second Pumpkin Patch (You’ll NEVER know the true place…

April 22, 2026 / Cozy Fantasy

I. Two Important Notes On Codices: There are people who do not have vast stone…

April 22, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

If you’d like to do all the things a Lizard-Man can, Then you might want…

Have some Goblincore, friends. “If our shared hoard catches fire and I can only save…

April 20, 2026 / Apocalypse

Once again, the Woods had lured in another foolish group of bandits. Perhaps all bandits…

April 20, 2026 / Mad Science

“Sometimes the world needs a monster. Sometimes the monster just needs the world to stop…

April 19, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

As Jeff Mach’s pickup lines get weird, strange, unexpected, and generally peculiar. And he continues…

April 19, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

She knows my face. She knows my name. But not when she place her idle…