Jeff Mach Writes

March 3, 2026 / Elves

Elf Evolution: Or Why Their Hair Is THAT Good

A biologist named Lamarck believed that animals evolve towards what they desire, that, for example,…

March 1, 2026 / Goblins

“‘Tis said if a Goblin leads you into the woods, you will surely go astray.…

February 28, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Ancient Alien Pickup Lines? Yes. Somewhere in the cyclopean, sterile, uncaring cosmos, beings with heads…

February 27, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I have no idea how familiar people are with the ‘classic’ scifi stories which used…

February 26, 2026 / alcohol

The Hobbits chose to surrender in their own way. First, the fairly small number of…

February 26, 2026 / (unginged)

Magic mirrors are technically immortal; but since the few artisans who can make them tend…

February 24, 2026 / Bards

To the fortunate recipient of this missive: Congratulations! Your son/daughter/wife/husband/relative/pal is a hero!…

February 23, 2026 / dungeondoggerel

On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a…

February 22, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

As a writer, I believe that I have a duty to attempt clarity, unless I’m…

February 22, 2026 / fantasy

It’s the most over-the-top Tiki bar in the Underdark. Black-lava walls dripping with neon-pink and…