Jeff Mach Writes

May 16, 2026 / And I Was Tired

More Dungeon Doggerel

The Rakshasa I feel somewhat nervous about writing of the rakshasa Because I fear I…

May 15, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I keep hearing this. It seems as obligatory as sensible shoes, sensible stilettos, and sensible…

May 13, 2026 / dwarf humor

Someone with multidimensional access, which is seriously far less rare or complicated than it sounds…

May 12, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Of us with wiser heads Suggested they’d all soon have a case of the deads.…

May 10, 2026 / Fantasy Poetry

Of the top hundred things I’ll never say, Because it might sounds a little dark…

May 9, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Yes. We get it. WE GET IT. Mctavish’s Fried Cow’s Liver was insanely popular. For…

May 7, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

I don’t ask much. Just acknowledge me as the criminal mastermind I am, and recognize…

May 7, 2026 / Apocalypse

Hear ye, hear ye! Or hear ye not, if it pleaseth thee. You don’t have…

May 6, 2026 / (unginged)

Especially after the year twenty-two hundred and thirty first When, for the first dream, the…

May 5, 2026 / And I Was Tired

This is the motto of every torturer in Hell. Did you know that there are…