Jeff Mach Writes

July 12, 2026 / dragons

An Unfairy Tail

Once there was a princess who wanted nothing more than to be rescued by a…

July 11, 2026 / general weirdness

“Feel my…my…my…my…serpentine!” ~Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, “Welcome To The Jungle” (This is a standalone first…

July 11, 2026 / the data plague

“”Madman, thou errest: I say, there is no darkness but ignorance; in which thou art…

July 10, 2026 / fantasy

Once the Goblins wanted a King And they thought it would be a wonderful thing…

July 10, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

We should be clear from the start: The ‘Gnomes of Zurich’ are sometimes attributed to…

July 9, 2026 / Djinn

Hassim came out of the Bottle. He barely noticed the wishes he granted the child;…

July 8, 2026 / Elves

A guest post by Alfred Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubecesci Gob-Lin, or “A. Goblin”, for short. With…

July 7, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Did you know the US government worked on creating flying elephants? We didn’t believe it,…

July 6, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

This is a great question, and I’m glad I asked it. Here’s the answer: Yes.…

July 5, 2026 / Ancient Aliens

(So lately, I’ve been taking my copy of Robert Anton Wilson’s “Everything Is Under Control”,…