Jeff Mach Writes

July 21, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Yet More Tiny Poems About Dungeons And Dragons Monsters

I fooled around with a Bloodletter of Khorne One dismal, grey, burning morn We both…

July 18, 2024 / Bestiary

Behold the annoying Amplifear Trust thou neither eye nor ear It will mimic familiar senses…

July 12, 2024 / Bestiary

The creepsome Bog Stalker Ain’t much of a talker But what it lacks in loquaciousness,…

July 9, 2024 / Bestiary

The Princess said, “Daddy, I want a pony.” The King obligingly got her an Oni.…

July 6, 2024 / Dwarven

Once there was a Dwarf named Snorri who was very unusual. When other Dwarves were…

July 4, 2024 / Dwarven

In lands above, we Dwarves do well With sweat and labor of our hands Our…

July 3, 2024 / And I Was Tired

The standard Hobbit meals, we are told, are Breakfast, Second Breakfast , Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon…

June 28, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Leviathan, Leviathan, Knock all you want; I won’t let you in. Eyes the size of…

June 27, 2024 / Dwarven

We chest our mines with boughs of wood With what we cannot carve from stone…

June 26, 2024 / Dwarven

In halls of stone, in halls of stone, Our picks our quills, the Mine our…