Jeff Mach Writes

July 16, 2026 / fantasy

A Hobbit Has Breakfast

(My book, co-written with A. Goblin, who assures you he is not a figment of…

July 16, 2026 / Curses

One day, Bella traveled to the unfashionable, low-rent side of the town to see the…

July 16, 2026 / Goblincore

Once the Goblins wanted a King And they thought it would be a wonderful thing…

July 14, 2026 / Atlantis

Ahhhhhh. The water had been placid for a thousand years. Deeply placid.. There was a…

July 13, 2026 / Dwarven

On Rules And Breaking Rules: A Story From, Of All Things, The Talmud: “The Oven…

July 12, 2026 / dragons

Once there was a princess who wanted nothing more than to be rescued by a…

July 11, 2026 / general weirdness

“Feel my…my…my…my…serpentine!” ~Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, “Welcome To The Jungle” (This is a standalone first…

July 11, 2026 / the data plague

“”Madman, thou errest: I say, there is no darkness but ignorance; in which thou art…

July 10, 2026 / fantasy

Once the Goblins wanted a King And they thought it would be a wonderful thing…

July 10, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

We should be clear from the start: The ‘Gnomes of Zurich’ are sometimes attributed to…