Worlds of Villainy - Page 2 of 38 - The Writings of Dark Lord Jeff Mach

January 8, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Insidiously Sweet and Treacherously Spicy Pecans

The people of the Other Simulation have basically the same basic priorities as the people…

January 7, 2021 / I assert reality

I tried to visit Never-Never Land, But they never let me in, Even when I…

January 5, 2021 / food

I’ll have four ounces of your tears, please, on ice, with a splash of gin,…

January 3, 2021 / I assert reality

(This essay was not secretly written in Pirate-speak!) “Did you know that there is a…

January 2, 2021 / Dark Lord Journal

A knife-and-fork tea specialty We sometimes note a certain confusion over the concept of “Tea-time”,…

December 31, 2020 / alternative history

It was almost midnight, and the champagne was running out; and still the New Year…

December 31, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

In the back of my laboratory, Safely locked, Is where the things I oughtn’t do…

December 29, 2020 / dark lord

About my cocktail, before you begin it, kindly put an umbrella in it. In fact,…

December 27, 2020 / Curses

“It’s like this,” Bud said. “From the literature, many people would have the best outcomes…

December 26, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

One of the problems of creating an imaginary culture is that people wonder what the…