Jeff Mach Writes

August 8, 2026 / Bermuda Triangle

Pickup Lines For Kaiju

“Sometimes the world needs a monster. Sometimes the monster just needs the world to stop…

August 7, 2026 / Chaos

(a poem) They laughed at me They LAUGHED at me For all my life They…

August 7, 2026 / I assert reality

Once I was a great Demon, with a wingspan that stretched the breadth of the…

August 6, 2026 / general weirdness

Let me not be brief. Let me not be vague. What you’re battling now is…

August 5, 2026 / food

What do Villains eat? Same thing as you do! Mostly. General Zignard insists on eating…

Realistically, ransoming the World is an unwise economic move Any plot sufficiently large and powerful…

August 4, 2026 / guest post

Jeremy Westerfield is a writer, researcher, and reluctant historian with an unhealthy interest in the…

August 4, 2026 / Djinn

Do go ahead and try. Meaning no offense, but it’s fairly likely you won’t win.…

August 4, 2026 / (unginged)

It was a dark and stormy night. It would always be a dark and stormy…

August 3, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

There I was, having finished “A Goblincore Guide To Life”, and THEN having finished the…