All right. Yes. It’s a lake of chocolate.
But it’s at the centre of the hollow Earth, not inside of a factory.
Rhoald Dahl was paid a great deal to throw everyone off the scent. And he did so delightfully, too!
But no. Not at all. Chocolate isn’t made, it’s mined.
Have you seen the old “Journey To The Center Of The Earth”, with the Sea of Monsters, where various extinct dinosaurs have grown to insane sizes and fight all the time?
They’re fighting over YOUR chocolate.
One day, one of them will win and…
…you’re welcome to fight HER if you want.
….seen any good Godzilla movies lately?
This would be a good time to go and invest in marzipan futures.
…and then, at last, the Ancients will emerge from the Hollow Earth. They will teach us how they brought peace and prosperity through ten thousand years of the Younger Drayas.They will explain the knowledge in the Pyramids.
But first, their dinosaurs will eat your chocolate.
All of it.
No humans will know chocolate ever again.
But it will be worth it once you find the Secret Wisdom.
Especially if you really like lawn care.
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