Jeff Mach Writes

November 15, 2020 / alternative history

The Watcher Problem

While alchemists were certainly quite concerned with the transformation of lead into gold, they also…

November 15, 2020 / dark lord

Amateur dungeon keepers will often put what seems like a very random selection of traps…

November 13, 2020 / I assert reality

The Map is not the Territory, and if the two disagree, we will take this…

November 12, 2020 / dragons

They say Dragons are our friends and allies and we shouldn’t eat them, to which…

November 10, 2020 / I assert reality

Villainpunk is a completely imaginary genre which, if it existed, would be made up of…

November 8, 2020 / alternative history

The Hat seldom speaks of its imprisonment, nor the complex series of circumstances through which…

November 8, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

As a Dark Lord, I spread Villainy. This doesn’t necessarily mean unhappiness. Not every Villain…

November 7, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

Vorgoloth Cinnabar, Dead-Raiser, Destroyer, Dark Lord of the Unmoving Rock, watched grimly through the scrying…

November 4, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

We would like to formally reject the idea that this began as a panel discussion…

October 31, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

If you consume enough sugar, the World will end, I promise, I promise. You need…