I was recently asked how I managed to be so prolific. And at times I’ve… Read the postThe Villain Factory
(The following is a missive I sent to The Alloy Hotel, supposedly a Doubletree, after… Read the postIncompetence, Lies, Greed: What Hilton’s Quality Guarantees Seem to be worth.
To merriment! to magic released! To science strange! To company sweet! To alcohol, caffeine, and… Read the postVarious Villainous Benedictions
As always, as has been our tradition for thousands of years, we welcome you with… Read the postA NOTEOF WARM AND EMOTIONALLY-RESONANT GREETINGS FROM THE EVIL EXPO TEAM
TO: All attendees of Evil Expo FROM: Certain unspecified but deeply important persons within The… Read the postOn Eating Other Attendees
Author’s note: While we do not necessarily live in an age of politeness, and while… Read the postA Brief Missive To An Inimical Dullard
(We almost never break our longtime rule of posting only microfiction. But this is important.… Read the postSee Us At Evil Expo
What ails you, my darlings? Do you have bilious humours? Do you have the misfortune… Read the postThe Green Fairy’s Cure-All
No-one mentioned the cooling corpse whose sanguinary fluids, having made a rapid exit from the… Read the postA Taste Of Cybergrind
Villainpunk is cheating, of course. Surely you wouldn’t expect anything less from a monster? Villainpunk… Read the postVillainpunk Is Cheating