Category: Dark Lord Journal

July 29, 2026 / dark lord

A Dark Lord’s Dilemma

Diary of a Dark Lord, Volume III, Chapter I: A Dark Lord’s Dilemma (Yes, I…

March 24, 2026 / And I Was Tired

“It has been my belief, my entire life, that what the world needed was a…

February 17, 2026 / (unginged)

Pluses of remaining Human: Food can be nice. I don’t think liches eat. Although I…

January 23, 2026 / Dark Lord Journal

Just in case you’re out of touch with modern culture’s love of the brooding Undead,…

December 13, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

All right. I’ve now seen that “Inigo is a better swordsman that Wesley” meme go…

December 7, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

(A note from Jeff Mach here – The new Dwarf/Dark Lord book doesn’t seem to…

November 25, 2025 / dark lord

Yes, it was terrible tea, but it was a really particular, special brand of awful,…

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

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April 1, 2024 / Chosen Ones

_______________ “There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN”, our unreasonably nefarious and darkly satirical first…

February 5, 2022 / (unginged)

(A very very short story.) (Written for words, and people who enjoy/hate them.) TO WRITERS:…