Jeff Mach Writes

January 24, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

ninety-three salutations

“It is my Will to inform the World of certain facts within my knowledge. I…

January 22, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

“Tonic is the luckiest thing on Earth, for when it spends its time as close…

January 21, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

Friends, fellows, co-conspirators: If things are gloomy, don’t let the Universe get you down. Destroy…

January 19, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

As I wend my path through the peculiar life of a monster, do you know…

January 18, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

At least there’s one thing that we know to be true: They just come for…

January 16, 2021 / recipes

Mach’s 4th Law: Any sufficiently advanced Villainpunk is indistinguishable from what people seem to believe…

January 14, 2021 / inspiration

Bonus Beverage: Evil Egg Cream With Scotch If you’re a semi-New-Yorker, as I am, egg…

January 13, 2021 / Chosen Ones

(A standalone piece from my book, “I HATE Your Prophecy“.) If you have heard any…

January 11, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

I know, another DAMN recipe from The Villainpunk Cookbook! Hardcore Old-School Boarding-House “How Did…

January 10, 2021 / Jeff's Writing

If you’re familiar with modern magickal theory and/or reasonable amounts of fantasy writing, you know…