In the semi-immortal words of Gary Larsen, “It was late, and I was tired.”
Never argue with an Amazon
Riding on Charonzon.
The Devil doesn’t really wear Prada;
the Devil usually wears nada.
The chickens have come home to roost;
they want a quiet place to read some Proust.
The hand is quicker than the eyes,
But both of them go well with fries.
(And please beware of UFOs;
They won’t give it back when they’ve got your nose.
I got what I wanted as a kid;
I’m finally a Giant Squid.
I’ll bet you money you’re mistaken
On the pronunciation of “Kraken”.
Tiggers are made of ruber and springs;
be grateful that they don’t have wings.
Damn the Torpedos;
pass the Doritos.
Handle me always with care;
the kind of Wolf I am is Were.