Ridiculous Rhyming Ruminations

In the semi-immortal words of Gary Larsen, “It was late, and I was tired.”


Never argue with an Amazon
Riding on Charonzon.

The Devil doesn’t really wear Prada;
the Devil usually wears nada.

The chickens have come home to roost;
they want a quiet place to read some Proust.

The hand is quicker than the eyes,
But both of them go well with fries.

(And please beware of UFOs;
They won’t give it back when they’ve got your nose.

I got what I wanted as a kid;
I’m finally a Giant Squid.

I’ll bet you money you’re mistaken
On the pronunciation of “Kraken”.

Tiggers are made of ruber and springs;
be grateful that they don’t have wings.

Damn the Torpedos;
pass the Doritos.

Handle me always with care;
the kind of Wolf I am is Were.

Jeff Mach Written by:

Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

Comments are closed.