This is a great question, and I’m glad I asked it. Here’s the answer:
Yes.
Also:
No.
UFOs that are actually alien spacecraft are perfectly real. Space aliens visit Earth all the damn time. It’s where the best mojitos are, and the only place in the Universe where you can get decent Kosher roast beef. They also have more sinister purposes, but we’d like you to sleep tonight, so we won’t talk about that.
Here’s what happened. It’s very simple.
Some UFOs crashed at Roswell. Everybody knows. Tons of people saw it.
The Government at the time (remember, this was back in the 50s) decided to say nothing for a few days. Then they offered the lamest, most ridiculous, most idiotic explanations for the ‘unexplained’ phenomenon.
Of course no-one believed it.
From then until the present day, many of the hottest hotshot pilots have suddenly disappeared from the Air Force, citing family concerns or having suddenly won the lottery.
In truth, the Men In Black visited their homes, very somberly, and insisted on speaking to them alone if they had company. They explained country, duty, the oaths they had taken, and that piloting their brand-new fake UFOs would be a LOT of fun. (If we’re honest, this last part hooked them a lot harder than the home and family part. They swore them to secrecy on their honor, and on their desire not to be filled with fast-moving lead. Then they showed them the amazing ‘spacecraft’ they’d cooked up, in all shapes and sizes…discs, cigar-shapes, rocketlike, and, for reasons upon which we’d rather not speculate, flaming chariots.
These are SO MUCH fun to fly that, by now, there’s a bit of a whisper route which circulates through the Air Force. No-one believes it (see below) but quite a lot of young pilots yearn for it. And they get it.
So there are space-alien-style spacecraft zooming, floating, hovering, and crashing ALL THE TIME. And every time they’re examined, they turn out to be fairly normal craft. Or at least, the government TELLS everyone they were normal craft, or weather balloons, or tricks of the light, or mass hallucinations.
Nobody smart believes this. So they’re sure space aliens exist, but almost all the data investigating them leads to regular human technology and (especially since the Men In Black know in advance where each ‘crash’ will happen) by the time they get there and they quickly strip off the extra gear (which was held together by Space Alien Velcro Technology, which is perfectly capable of holding up a 60-foot redwood that’s about to fall and attaching it to, say, another redwood, for about 500 years. But it comes off quickly if you know how to pull Velcro apart, which even humans know.
This leaves all the REAL Space Aliens, who are busy quietly infiltrating our world/giving their tech to the Government/deciding whether or not we’re worthy to join the Galactic Civilization, all the freedom they want to run wild and crazy without too much worry they’ll be seen; nobody will believe it, and the wiser will KNOW it’s a government hoax in advance (humans are GREAT at knowing things, in a very definitive manner).
We’re definitely doomed/saved, depending on what the Space Aliens actually want. We could ask the Government, but first off, they’d lie, and second off, they probably don’t REALLY know either. They’re human. They often believe what they’re told, especially if the being telling them has two giant heads, six eyes, and arms which extend seven or eight feet when they’re agitated.
So yes. UFOs are simultaneously definitely space aliens, definitely a government conspiracy, AND definitely fake, all at the same time.
Ain’t life funny?
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