Category: Villainpunk

The Villainous Master Plan

Historically, Master Plans make relatively little sense. They’re not automatically wrong, just what we’d call…

September 5, 2026 / alternative history

Because we can. Because the crocodile pit is full. Because the hero is tied to…

August 8, 2026 / satire

Day 9,873. Patient continues lack of awareness that the entire world is against them. This…

Realistically, ransoming the World is an unwise economic move Any plot sufficiently large and powerful…

August 1, 2026 / I assert reality

INTERLUDE. A Retired Villain Reflects. I like the simple things in life. A cat, blacker…

July 31, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

You already knew you weren’t like everyone else. You were probably smarter or, if you’re…

July 30, 2026 / Lore

Why Do We Monologue? Because we CAN. This is a difficult life. Take at least…

July 29, 2026 / dark lord

Diary of a Dark Lord, Volume III, Chapter I: A Dark Lord’s Dilemma (Yes, I…

January 19, 2026 / dark lord

So this would be a spoiler for the second book in the Dark Lord /…

January 12, 2026 / circuspunk

This is a variation on a MUCH older variation of Mr. Shakespeare’s rather more famous…