Category: Jeff’s Writing

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November 20, 2024 / Dwarven

Pickup Lines For Dwarves

Pickup lines for Dwarves? Aye! Dwarves are, depending on thy reckoning, either some of the…

November 18, 2024 / dark lord

For best results, please turn up the volume on this training video. Hello, and welcome…

November 17, 2024 / Dark Lord Journal

You might also enjoy Pickup Lines For Hobbits. “If I told you that you had…

November 4, 2024 / Albion

Now I will speak of Albion A never-place now here, now gone; Travelling in strange…

October 31, 2024 / And I Was Tired

(Apologies for getting away from fiction for a bit. In my defense, Wonderplace Alpha SEEMS…

October 28, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Each inch, the teeth, the Teeth, the fangs, each inch, each fragment of an inch,…

October 27, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

My Father, Moses Mach, was born in a place that no longer exists: Jewish Harlem,…

October 23, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

You can’t ignore A manticore (Though never ask what the spikes are for.) _ This…

September 5, 2024 / And I Was Tired

7. “Oh, SICK, this thing is GLOWING! When’s it going to explode?” 6. “I have…

July 21, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

I fooled around with a Bloodletter of Khorne One dismal, grey, burning morn We both…