Category: pickup lines

August 17, 2026 / Jeff's Writing

Spider God Pickup Lines

13. Are you a cosmic weave of fate and silk, or are you just happy…

August 8, 2026 / Bermuda Triangle

“Sometimes the world needs a monster. Sometimes the monster just needs the world to stop…

“For every mad scientist who’s had a convenient thunderstorm just on the night his Great…

May 2, 2026 / cryptid

Cryptozoology One: If You Really Must…For Mothman The only thing more terrifying than the unknown…

We’d apologize fr this, except…it possibly works. “If you were a dragon, I’d let you…

(This is part two. See more at Fantasy sci-fi pickup lines for imaginary creatures and…

April 23, 2026 / dwarf humor

*(Because even the deepest mines run out of gold eventually… but never out of terrible…

Have some Goblincore, friends. “If our shared hoard catches fire and I can only save…

April 20, 2026 / Mad Science

“Sometimes the world needs a monster. Sometimes the monster just needs the world to stop…

April 19, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

As Jeff Mach’s pickup lines get weird, strange, unexpected, and generally peculiar. And he continues…