Category: pickup lines

Unhinged Sci-Fi & Fantasy Pickup Lines That Should Be Illegal in 12 Star Systems

We’d apologize fr this, except…it possibly works. “If you were a dragon, I’d let you…

(This is part two. See more at Fantasy sci-fi pickup lines for imaginary creatures and…

April 23, 2026 / dwarf humor

*(Because even the deepest mines run out of gold eventually… but never out of terrible…

Have some Goblincore, friends. “If our shared hoard catches fire and I can only save…

April 20, 2026 / Mad Science

“Sometimes the world needs a monster. Sometimes the monster just needs the world to stop…

April 19, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

As Jeff Mach’s pickup lines get weird, strange, unexpected, and generally peculiar. And he continues…

April 18, 2026 / dragons

Even Dragons need pickup lines sometimes. “If our mountain were to collapse and I could…

(The “Dawn come and stone take you all!” kind, not the online troll kind.) “To…

April 12, 2026 / Dungeons & Dragons

If you like this, you might enjoy Pickup Lines For Dwarves: The Revenge. “Killer dungeons…

April 11, 2026 / AI - about, not written by

Pickup Lines For Rogue AI (We Needed To Write This Now While It Was Still…