Eleven of the Grand Viziers failed. That is, they got away (most improbably!) with all… Read the postThe Dark Lord’s Surviving Grand Vizier
The Graces were one something like Gods in their own right. They may represent perfection,… Read the postAnd Why The Goblins Worship The Graces
*(Because even the deepest mines run out of gold eventually… but never out of terrible… Read the postPickup Lines for Dwarves – Volume III
On Cubes:The Proud Hunter Skins His Kill The Milliner said, “Look. I can’t make a… Read the postYet More Dungeon Doggerel
I wasn’t going to post this here, but I rather liked how it turned out.… Read the postThe Dwarf Ambassador and the Ogress
I once loved a Nymph. Perhaps a Nymphet? 400 years old. One tiny regret. (But… Read the postSome Vaguely Racy Scifi/Fantasy Poetry About Mystical Creatures
“I really am terribly sorry about this,” said the Senior Dryad, Noma. Dwarves are not… Read the postThe Dwarvish Ambassador and the Dryads of Pan
I write a bunch of dungeon doggerel and other silly fantasy poems. If you’d like… Read the postHere Be Silly Little Fantasy Poems