Category: Jeff’s Writing

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December 28, 2025 / alternative history

Ridiculous Little Fantasy and Science Fiction Poems

A Note From Jeff Mach: These are a bunch of highly ridiculous little science fiction…

December 26, 2025 / (unginged)

“I really am terribly sorry about this,” said the Senior Dryad, Noma. Dwarves are not…

December 25, 2025 / Elves

They might be mean They might be faulty Those damn Elves Might be downright salty.…

December 25, 2025 / (unginged)

The good news is, Sam was neither roasted nor eaten, AND the remaining talking pigs…

December 24, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

Once upon a time there was a fairytale which hid under the covers, trying to…

December 22, 2025 / dark lord

I. Dwarven battle philosophy in Sam’s era looks something like this: We live in caves.…

December 21, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

I uploaded my consciousness, and (If I’m being real) Misinformation’s a banquest, and every day’s…

December 19, 2025 / Fantasy Poetry

I left my Holocron In Albion Now Merlin’s a Sith And Excaliber’s a myth. ***…

December 17, 2025 / dark lord

It goes without saying that, though We have been exiled to this hellish and unspeakable…

December 15, 2025 / fantasy

17. Look, the right axe can fix ANY problem. You just need to go axe-shopping…