Category: Jeff’s Writing

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December 7, 2025 / Dark Lord Journal

A Note From The Dark Lord’s Official Narrator

(A note from Jeff Mach here – The new Dwarf/Dark Lord book doesn’t seem to…

December 6, 2025 / food

DRINKING WITH VAMPIRES Right, you’ve heard they never drink…wine. Wine coolers, on the other hand?…

December 5, 2025 / dungeondoggerel

Reverse Spoon Goblins: A Quartet Few things cause more consternation Than Reverse Spoon Goblination. Did…

November 30, 2025 / Jeff's Writing

With the Green Man, never gamble Lest you want a mind of bramble. Forests can…

November 25, 2025 / dark lord

Yes, it was terrible tea, but it was a really particular, special brand of awful,…

November 17, 2025 / (ginged)

Part Primus: Once, there was a great Dwarf sculptor whose name was Finn. Finn’s talents…

November 15, 2025 / Fantasy Poetry

I have far too many pieces labeled “Dungeon Doggerel”. I’m ashamed of all of them.…

November 10, 2025 / Dwarven

I. P’tah said unto the Niðr, whom some called ‘Dwarves’: “Create.” They said: “Gladly. That…

November 2, 2025 / Dwarven

“I grant you,” she said, slowly, “this. Outside of the Governance which we shall mutually…

October 31, 2025 / Dwarven

The Dwarves spend perhaps as much time debating the Law of the Hammer as other…