Some Terrible Poetry For You

There once was a man from Peru
Who couldn’t find his passport, and eventually made it to Brooklyn,
nothing else interesting happened to him
Except the part where he ate Batman
But we don’t talk about that.

(He mistakenly believed that this would give him the powers of a bat. It did not, although he already started with a petty big range of hearing.)

In the meantime, two roads in a snowy wood, and since all I had on were sneakers, I decided not to go in.

Hickory dickory dock,
Nothing rhymes with ‘clock’.

One day a dashing knight
Took a crashing flight
From being thrown by the Dragon
And whilst in the air
He began to care
If he won or lost the fight.

So he ran out of there as fast as he could, because he wasn’t an idiot.

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. He'd love for you to check out patreon.com/jeffmach for his favorite work (it's almost all free!) He's currently working on the Great Catskills Halloween Vendor Market and The Big Dark Lord Dwarf Novel. You can get his last novel, "I HATE YOUR Prophecy", or his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books of shortt fiction. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on X or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.

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