The Pumpkin King arises From his second Pumpkin Patch (You’ll NEVER know the true place…
Category: Jeff’s Writing
This is MANY of my stories. Not all of them. I think Wordpress just enjoys messing with us. I’ll see if I can get the rest of them over here. If not, I’ll see if I can do something like put the most recently-edited old stories here, or other things people want.
As Jeff Mach’s pickup lines get weird, strange, unexpected, and generally peculiar. And he continues…
Have you ever pictures a lovely older woman, perhaps retired, wearing bifocals, patiently piecing together…