Category: Goblins

Goblincore Pickup Lines

Have some Goblincore, friends. “If our shared hoard catches fire and I can only save…

April 5, 2026 / fantasy

Because nothing screams “romance” like questionable personal hygiene, an obsession with shiny objects, and the…

“‘Tis said if a Goblin leads you into the woods, you will surely go astray.…

January 12, 2026 / fantasy

The Goblins were the only species whose embassy was also a theme park. “We don’t…

December 31, 2025 / Bestiary

There’s a goblin in the closet There is a goblin on your arm. There’s a…

May 29, 2020 / Chosen Ones

(I tend to work with multiple imaginary worlds, but there are a few commonalities. If…

April 11, 2020 / Curses

The smell of the wind is sweet and crisp, and catching a ride on it…

April 9, 2020 / fantasy

“You’ve come to fetch the maiden, then!” The Goblin king did sneer, sir “I wouldn’t,…

February 14, 2020 / Goblins

Once upon a time, there was a Goblin King who wanted to turn good. This…