Category: Jeff’s Writing

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February 24, 2020 / dark lord

How I Came To Rule The World: A Brief TEDEvil Talk

…and with the world reasonably firmly in my grasp, I can explain a little bit…

February 23, 2020 / Curses

“Ah, me, ah, me,” the corpse did cry; “My soul does wish for crossing! For…

February 22, 2020 / Jeff's Writing

There I was, with a bunch of tourists, because really, you can’t go anywhere in…

February 21, 2020 / dragons

Once upon a time there was a Princess who wanted to fight the Dragon instead…

February 20, 2020 / Apocalypse

[Author’s note: I use this journal almost entirely for full stories. This one’s different –…

February 14, 2020 / Goblins

Once upon a time, there was a Goblin King who wanted to turn good. This…

February 11, 2020 / Dark Lord Journal

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, invoke the Fires of Inspiration. Those flames are…

February 10, 2020 / Apocalypse

My name is Pandora, and I would do it again. You may have heard that…

February 6, 2020 / Dark Lord Journal

On the false allegations against me (Jeff Mach): a declaration of purpose: (First, a note:…

February 5, 2020 / dark lord

Come here, little hellspawn. Flick up your ears and perk your antennae, and for a…