(Author’s note: In all fairness, no pig large enough to construct a house could be… Read the postThe Three Little Pork Dinners
Once upon a time, there was a Dragon who had absolutely no interest in kidnapping… Read the postThe Princess-Dragon Variations
(to be read with closed eyes) Never surrender your Transylvanian soul. They have the money,… Read the postCode of the Shocking Pink Illuminatus
But someone, too, must sell the magic beans Must sing a doom glissando when the… Read the postThe Talesenders
It’s not an easy life, dealing with some interloper who thinks your bedroom is actually… Read the postTao of the Closet Monster
(This story is a companion to Evil Expo’s panel discussion, “How To Monetize The End… Read the postWorld Ending For Profit And More Profit
I spent some time in Faerieland once. I mean; it seemed I spent forever there,… Read the postExiled From Faerieland
THESE ARE SOME BRIEF MISSIVES FROM MY VILLAINOUS LAIR, ATOP MOUNT VILLAIN, WHICH IS A… Read the postBusted Morals: Tiny Stories Which Set Horrible Examples
This is (approximately) the introduction to my upcoming book, “Villains, Dark Lords, and Monsters: Villainpunk… Read the postYou’re A Monster For Even Thinking About Reading This