Who has to do all the dirtiest deeds? The minions! The minions! Who’s often forgotten… Read the postMinion Mentations
You should always underestimate the bad guy. Because to do anything less is overestimation by… Read the postAlways Underestimate The Bad Guy
(This is from my other book, “The Big Bad Wolf’s Villainly Alphabet“. But that’s a… Read the postA Villainly Alphabet
You’ve perhaps not heard of Tom Ramsay; he’s not the most famed of Villains, though… Read the postThe Monstrous Meal of Tom Ramsey
(December 12th, 1887) And now, dear Sir: You have expressed to me on more than… Read the postA Pilfered Ignorance
It’s difficult being the Toastmaster for gatherings of Villains. While it is a baseless canard… Read the post9 Favorite Villainpunk Toasts
(Author’s note: In all fairness, no pig large enough to construct a house could be… Read the postThe Three Little Pork Dinners
Once upon a time, there was a Dragon who had absolutely no interest in kidnapping… Read the postThe Princess-Dragon Variations
(to be read with closed eyes) Never surrender your Transylvanian soul. They have the money,… Read the postCode of the Shocking Pink Illuminatus