Once there was an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of typewriters (and… Read the postInfinitely Forgotten Monkeys
Once upon a time, very, very long ago, and very far away, but real, truly… Read the postThe Reaver of Socks
This is not from my new book, “I Hate Your Time Machine“, although it’s certainly… Read the postTen Reasons I HATE Time Travel
[This is one of my absolute favorite stories from “I Hate Your Time Machine“. This… Read the postThe Abundantly Chosen
(This is the ultraduction for “I Hate Your Time Machine A fiction-fueled guide to some… Read the post“I Hate Your Time Machine”: Ultraduction
Yes, it’s another piece from the new book, “I Hate Your Time Machine”. This story… Read the postThe Slave Brain
Once there was a cute, adorable, tiny little Fairy whom everyone adored. She was named… Read the postThe Adorable Twinkle The Fairy
Evil encroacheth upon our land, and we shall not abide it. Evil looms over us,… Read the postEvil Encroacheth
So I confronted her. What else could I do? “It was you!” I shouted. “You… Read the postUnsmoothest Criminal
And here it is…BOTH of my Villainous Alphabets, in ONE place! ____ A is for… Read the postA Villainly Alphabet / A Dictionary of Defiance