The Dungeon Doggerel Never Stops

Goblin, Goblin, burning bright
In the caves of endless night
None can tell thy symmetry
Because you ate the whole party, including me.

Troll, troll,
Once the brightling Sun stole
Your flesh, and now, you’re made of stone.
You’re just like my heart, and now I’m not alone.

Dragon, Dragon, for you, careful words
Terror of lizards, planes, spaceships, and birds.
Some fear thy awful breath of flame
But they die slower than those who speak your secret name.

Demon, demon, closest foe
Please drag me with you far below
I long to leave this light-drenched limbo
With a tail to lash, and goat-legs akimbo.

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Jeff Mach is an author, playwright, event creator, and certified Villain. You can always pick up his bestselling first novel, "There and NEVER, EVER BACK AGAIN"—or, indeed, his increasingly large selection of other peculiar books. If you'd like to talk more to Jeff, or if you're simply a Monstrous Creature yourself, stop by @darklordjournal on Twitter, or The Dark Lord Journal on Facebook.