Category: Jeff’s Writing

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June 28, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Leviathan (Lightly)

Leviathan, Leviathan, Knock all you want; I won’t let you in. Eyes the size of…

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June 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

We’re sorry about these poemettes We write them with many regrets We’d write something real,…

June 18, 2024 / cryptid

My Time Machine is broken again It only takes me to Otherwhen When I clearly…

June 17, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Once you’ve kissed a Megaladon, You’re not likely to be moving on; They lack lips,…

June 15, 2024 / Elves

The Dwarven King in no Palace lives, Has no soft bed for sleep. The Dwarven…

June 14, 2024 / Bestiary

I must inform you, with watery regrets: Aboleth make terrible pets. And they’re sure…

June 12, 2024 / Bestiary

Awakened Shrub The Awakened Shrub, the Manual states Is a Shrub that some crazed Wizard…

June 10, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

We Villainpunks, we did it all. We’re the reason your favorite show was cancelled. No,…

June 9, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Azathoth spans the Universe; Azathoth is the Universe; there is no Universe, but there is…