Jeff Mach Writes

May 6, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Real Plants Scream

(AUTHOR’S NOTE: In this series, we’ll be some simple magic you can do at home!…

May 1, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Nonce upon a time, there was a story which fled with extraordinary rapidity. It’s long…

April 30, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

To be clear, what we’re discussing today is a cocktail made from the blood of…

April 26, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Once upon a time, there was a very fluffy thing. It was extremely fluffy. It…

April 25, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Realistically, once you’ve realized that, while it’s difficult to know to what degree it’s intentional…

April 22, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Some have argued that the Villain’s Monologue was destroyed by the genre-breaking ideas of Mr.…

April 21, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Universes are fragile, friable things, and ours was supposed to be doomed for quite some…

April 19, 2022 / Apocalypse

Now that we finally live in paradise on Earth, many of us are having trouble…

April 17, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

This isn’t going to be a long rant, because, this once, I’d like to strike…

April 17, 2022 / general weirdness

There’s no help for it. Once the stars grow strange, you’re wholly out of luck.…