Jeff Mach Writes

April 16, 2022 / (unginged)

Theft From The Nonexistent Library

One could easily find any number of beings more formidable, overall, than a griffin. The…

March 25, 2022 / Mad Science

(From “Absinthe Heroes: The Steampunk Rock Opera”.) ANTIKYTHERA (enters): You’re no patriot, Mayor. MAYOR: I…

March 10, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Once there was a beautiful princess whose only ambition in life was to become a…

March 9, 2022 / alternative history

We’re all familiar with the prevalence of fake Necronomicons. Indeed, if anything, it’s quite rare…

March 5, 2022 / dragons

Once upon a time, none of the humans survived, and all of the Dragons lived…

March 1, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

So, for the record, this is what happens when enough people tell me to go…

February 20, 2022 / fairytale

Once upon a time there was a beautiful fairy princess who was eaten by bears.…

February 13, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Mary, Mary, quite contrary Had a wife and couldn’t keep her Along came a spider,…

February 9, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

Mother Sarah tossed restlessly in her grave, and for the 2,873rd time, regretted a significant and…

February 6, 2022 / Jeff's Writing

The great dark Runesword cried out, once again, screaming, without words, in the language of…