A Toast of the Priests of Llolth
“We wish each and every one of you a beautiful sunlit existence. Eat, drink, and be merry, because we’re honestly not sure whether the Sun or your existence is going to end first, but either way, if we were you, we’d hurry.”
A Toast of the Goblins
“It’s not easy being green, although at least we’re not Hob-Goblins.”
A Toast of the Hob-Goblins
“Wait a minute, what’s that supposed to mean?”
A Toast of the Kobolds
“Right, that’s our cue to leave.”
A Toast of the Unicorns
“We’re way too pretty for this.”
A Toast of the Bard
“Shortly, we’ll be able to drink EVERYONE’S beer.”
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“It’s a little-known fact, but Unicorns are something like 20% paint, and their horns are stolen exclusively from endangered species.”
― There and Never, Ever Back Again
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