Assorted Fantasy Toasts

A Toast of the Goblins

“It’s not easy being green, although at least we’re not Hob-Goblins.”

A Toast of the Hob-Goblins

“Wait a minute, what’s that supposed to mean?”

A Toast of the Kobolds

“Right, that’s our cue to leave.”

A Toast of the Unicorns

“We’re way too pretty for this.”

A Toast of the Bard

“Shortly, we’ll be able to drink EVERYONE’S beer.”

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