Jeff Mach Writes

November 16, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Real Poems Brine

They say real poems rhyme. This is not true. Real poems brine. After you’ve butchered…

November 10, 2023 / barbarians

The Dragons were first, for even the Devils Spend too much time in underground levels,…

November 9, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

It’s well-known that human perception is limited to far less than what our senses can…

November 8, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Once upon a time, there was a place where Faerie Tales weren’t even real. Naturally,…

November 7, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

Rule 43 Proved true for me, regrettably, regrettably, I won’t describe it (compassionately) trust me,…

November 6, 2023 / dystopia

It’s not artifical intelligence Which gives me maximum offense. What’s likely to get taunts from…

November 5, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

One of the great challenges of the current era is something I call the fallacy…

November 3, 2023 / dystopia

There’s no single inarguable point at which to begin the formation (or realization) of a…

November 1, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

We promise you: The rest of this story was definitely not eaten by a Grue.

October 27, 2023 / Jeff's Writing

It’s just an arcade, just a mall, just a neon expanse of shooting light and…