(December 12th, 1887) And now, dear Sir: You have expressed to me on more than… Read the postA Pilfered Ignorance
It’s difficult being the Toastmaster for gatherings of Villains. While it is a baseless canard… Read the post9 Favorite Villainpunk Toasts
Stoned out of their minds on Hobbit blood, Snorting Dwarven gold, Dragons getting the munchies,… Read the postUnder The Nether Bed
Today, it was declared that all authors of genre fiction are monsters.* The rational goes… Read the postAll Genre Writers Are Monsters
One day, Coyote decided to steal pretty much everything he could get his paws on.… Read the postCoyote Is Not Real
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom where Fairy Godmothers lived in abject terror.… Read the postThe Anti-Fairy Ring
Anyone can make a hollow shell of chocolate in the form of a bunny, or… Read the postChocolate Vampires
Poor Persephone, forever young, forever doomed to spend half her life beneath the Earth, in… Read the postPersephone and the Unhelpful Servant
(Author’s note: In all fairness, no pig large enough to construct a house could be… Read the postThe Three Little Pork Dinners