Category: Jeff’s Writing

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April 20, 2024 / Jeff's Writing

Giving Candy To Villains

The As-Yet Unnamed Villainous Dinner, Sweets Course: 12,000 Scovill Peppermint Sticks Wilbur Scovill is an…

April 19, 2024 / cookbook

At the risk of seeming a curmudgeon, I’ve felt an increasing concern that we may…

April 17, 2024 / food

Why are there modern day, blanket objections to cannibalism? It surely can’t be because it’s…

April 15, 2024 / dungeondoggerel

Abominable Yeti The Yeti’s career Is full of pauses They spend three months of the…

April 13, 2024 / humoresque

13. Snow White and the 7 Hard-Drinkin’, Hard-Smokin’, Extremely Masculine Gay Dudes On A 1970s…

April 13, 2024 / Apocalypse

“Thank goodness!”, cried the Professor, “We’re just in time to deactivate the Time Machine!” “But,…

April 12, 2024 / Apocalypse

(Human art by Fernando Simpson.) 11. There are absolutely NO homeless people. That’s because there…

April 10, 2024 / (unginged)

Rod of Blunders Item That Would Be Really Useful Only Your Apprentice Stole It To…

April 8, 2024 / Elves

The Human King gave a great warm smile With a flourish, he signed the page…

April 6, 2024 / fantasy

We spend too much time in our troubles, and too little time in our cups. …