Category: villainy

October 2, 2019 / I assert reality

Code of the Shocking Pink Illuminatus

(to be read with closed eyes) Never surrender your Transylvanian soul. They have the money,…

September 21, 2019 / I assert reality

But someone, too, must sell the magic beans Must sing a doom glissando when the…

September 15, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

It’s not an easy life, dealing with some interloper who thinks your bedroom is actually…

September 10, 2019 / evil expo

(This story is a companion to Evil Expo’s panel discussion, “How To Monetize The End…

September 4, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

I spent some time in Faerieland once. I mean; it seemed I spent forever there,…

September 1, 2019 / Jeff's Writing

I am the Sphinx. Once I was a statue. Now, I’m a woman, or a…

September 1, 2019 / dark lord

THESE ARE SOME BRIEF MISSIVES FROM MY VILLAINOUS LAIR, ATOP MOUNT VILLAIN, WHICH IS A…

August 30, 2019 / dark lord

This is (approximately) the introduction to my upcoming book, “Villains, Dark Lords, and Monsters: Villainpunk…

August 25, 2019 / dark lord

“It’s a perfect day here in Elf-land. It’s always a perfect day in Elf-land. They’ve…

August 11, 2019 / fairytale

“My story? My dear, it’s true and strange; About the power of time, and change…