(December 12th, 1887) And now, dear Sir: You have expressed to me on more than… Read the postA Pilfered Ignorance
It’s difficult being the Toastmaster for gatherings of Villains. While it is a baseless canard… Read the post9 Favorite Villainpunk Toasts
(Author’s note: In all fairness, no pig large enough to construct a house could be… Read the postThe Three Little Pork Dinners
Once upon a time, there was a Dragon who had absolutely no interest in kidnapping… Read the postThe Princess-Dragon Variations
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But someone, too, must sell the magic beans Must sing a doom glissando when the… Read the postThe Talesenders
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(This story is a companion to Evil Expo’s panel discussion, “How To Monetize The End… Read the postWorld Ending For Profit And More Profit
I spent some time in Faerieland once. I mean; it seemed I spent forever there,… Read the postExiled From Faerieland